Wolfbane

Dec. 6th, 2011 11:27 pm
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Just something I drew after reading way too many poems about the Celts. They be awesome.



In other news, I have a Christmas tree. Since the whole party is happening at my house this year, we put extra effort into decorating. So, plenty of festive lights and candy canes for my belly! ...I may need to buy some more before the 25th gets here.

On the bad side, I urgently need to purchase jeans. Mine are either too tight (at least when I wear my winter long johns underneath) or full of holes. I also need to buy some pentel refills for inking. So that means... DUN DUN DUN. I need to enter a mall. And I worked so hard to avoid that during my Christmas shopping. Looks like i'm back to this :



Thing drawn 1 years ago : still appropriate.

It gets crowded and WEIRD during the holidays when you work in a store. We had this one lady that asked us for a blue book. The only thing she knew about the book was that it was blue. We also get people who ask us about books that don't yet exist. Or that ask things like "where's the section of books written by Quebecois people for eight year olds?" (like books are that specific? What about taste?) and this older lady asked us for crucifixes. Because apparently bookstores should sell those. The list goes on. Thank GOD for the friendly people among the weirdos. 

I'm also a bit tired of explaining to people that we are not a library, we are a bookstore. It's surprising, but we get at least a person a day who does not grasp this concept (and it's not all kids either). So no, you can eat in the bookstore, or borrow the books, or read for hours, or drop off your kids and leave, or have us write your research papers. FER PETE'S SAKE.

Still love my job though.

:D

- Isa

Date: 2011-12-07 04:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snapdragon76.livejournal.com
Ooooh, awesome drawing!!!

That's why I like to do my shopping online as much as possible. No having to wrestle my way through crowds. Yeesh!

Are we gonna see pictures of your tree? I'll show you mine if you show me yours... *eyebrow waggle*

Date: 2011-12-08 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secondlina.livejournal.com
GASP. MADAM. That is improper. A lady should not show her tree until it is properly groomed!

*cackles*

Date: 2011-12-08 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snapdragon76.livejournal.com
*cackles*

My tree is nice and trimmed...

;D

Date: 2011-12-07 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brytning.livejournal.com
Ahaha it sounds like you have hilarious anecdotes about working in the bookstore. I wonder if most stores get weird customers like that?

I usually buy stuff online too, especially Pentel refills, although mostly because it's cheaper and not because I like avoiding people (much).

Date: 2011-12-08 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secondlina.livejournal.com
I'm sure most stores get even worse customers. Ours is pretty isolated. Those bookstores in bog-ass-center-of-town-shopping-malls? Torture.

Date: 2011-12-07 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichiban-victory.livejournal.com
If you have a brand of jeans you like, know the size you need, save yourself the trip to the mall and just order them online. Also, it's worth taking advantage of the sales that happen this time of year in order to get stocked up on jeans, just don't have too much fun. ;)

I've heard a story about someone in a bookstore looking for a book, but all they knew about it was the color. You really can't go by that at all, silly people! I'm hoping once the Christmas season is over, the crazier people will go back in to hiding.

Date: 2011-12-07 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eveshka.livejournal.com
Or it was about a cat. And they read it when they were six. And it had a cat on the cover.

Date: 2011-12-07 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ichiban-victory.livejournal.com
That would be Socks, written by Beverly Cleary! I loved that book when I was a kid. ^_-

Date: 2011-12-07 04:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eveshka.livejournal.com
I tried that one, sadly it wasn't. Never did figure out what book she wanted.

Date: 2011-12-08 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secondlina.livejournal.com
The thing is, everytime I tried to order pants in the past, it backfires. Everything else is fine, but not pants (but my skirts tend to have elastic waists, which is why it's cool).

They usually do go back to their caves after it's over.

I'm trying out a new technique this week. Every time I get a vague description, i'll just hand them one of our good books that sorta fits it. That way, they get a good book and leave happy instead of pester me for a million years and leave frustrated.

Date: 2011-12-07 06:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amelia-seyroon.livejournal.com
That is one epic drawing! :0

And I left all my jeans at home...I wonder if I'll still be able to fit in them once I go on leave again. <<;

Date: 2011-12-08 04:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secondlina.livejournal.com
Hopefully? Unless you develop crazy army muscles.

Date: 2011-12-07 07:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brendala.livejournal.com
What's a Wolfbane? Some kind of mythological creature?


Your stories remind me of some of my sister's Borders stories. She'd constantly get customers who would approach her with requests like this...
"I'm looking for a book about a guy and a girl who fall in love. And then stuff happens to keep them apart. But they overcome it and get together in the end."
...and then they'd get indignant when she couldn't identify the exact book they were looking for based on a vague description! >_<

Date: 2011-12-07 03:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eveshka.livejournal.com
That's 80% of the romance novels out there... and a third of the urban fantasy ones.
Edited Date: 2011-12-07 03:04 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-12-08 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secondlina.livejournal.com
It's an hallucinatory and poisonous plant, kinda like the foxgloves.

As I was telling Diane, i,m trying something new - When I get vague descriptions like that, I just hand them one of our good books that I know fits the bill. That way, I don't have to look, they get something good and the conversation ends quickly. At worse, we do returns.

Date: 2011-12-07 07:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonphased.livejournal.com
Woo! That is one lovely drawing!

I still can't believe that 2011 is almost over. Where the heck did the year GO??

<------ It went that-a-way! o_O!!

*L* Aw, due credit credit goes to the retail workers during the holidays! One of my friends used to work at Borders, and he also did a comic strip for the local paper. I swear about 85% of his material came from amusing encounters with customers... XD

Date: 2011-12-08 04:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secondlina.livejournal.com
It's pure comedic gold, I tell you.

Date: 2011-12-07 10:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankingfemme.livejournal.com
You've had people ask you to write their research papers? 0o THAT is a bit above and beyond rude! LOL!Yeah, I totally don't envy you this time of year. I can't stand customer service jobs :P I remember the Christmas comic to XD Interesting Celtic pic. What is that a basis of?

Date: 2011-12-07 03:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eveshka.livejournal.com
My Mom used to work in a public library, and parents would bring in the kids, drop them off and tell the librarians to make sure they did their homework.

My Mother solved it thus: Two cans of coke and pixy stix were given to the children.

Date: 2011-12-08 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secondlina.livejournal.com
We just tell the parents to fuck off, sometimes with those exact words. They aren't going to buy anything anyways.

Date: 2011-12-08 10:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] spankingfemme.livejournal.com
What is it with parents in this day and age expecting other people to raise their kids? Just craziness 0o

Date: 2011-12-07 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] earthstar-moon.livejournal.com
Dude, I can top the weirdos. From the summer I worked in a library, I had a guy first asked if we had books on hypnotism and when I said "No" he then asked if we had books on seduction. @_@ That was creepy.

Cool drawing! You just got to love Celtic imagery. ^_^

Date: 2011-12-08 04:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] secondlina.livejournal.com
Those are not things I usually want to see teamed up.
Edited Date: 2011-12-08 04:11 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-12-09 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/unnecessary_/
I love that agenda drawing. I'm so happy I have no money. It means I don't have to buy anyone SHIT. :)

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