Drain...Drain...Rant.

[secondlina]

Okay. This post is directed to the two idiots who keep sending me emails.

Dear idiot number 1...
Stop saying my drawings are terrible and that I could do much better if I tried. I already KNEW that. The drawings I post on here are NOT drawings I have worked on for hours. I use this journal to post humor and little sketches I like. Obviously, the stuff I spend 12 hours on is much bigger, better, and important to me for me to want to post it on a place where any jack and jill can just save it on his computer.  I like the drawings I post here, because they are daily little drawings about my life that I do as fast as I can in a way, and that express loads of emotions I adore. I am AWARE that they sometimes suck, are not inked and sometimes not erased. Please fuck off and never speak to me again. If you want to see good art, go on deviant art or something. This is not a gallery. It's a diary. Learn the difference from a thesaurus.

Dear idiot number two...
I DO NOT DRAW PORN.
Nor will I ever draw porn. And if ever by any chance I do, I will not post it here for your viewing pleasure. The fact that I have a boyfriend and drew one explicit joke about stripping does not mean i'm a hentai artist. Where the fucking fuck did you get an idea like that? Stop requesting comics about my sex life, what Link and I do in the bedroom is none of your fucking buiness. The simple fact that you asked that makes you a sick moron. 80% of the internet is porn. Why the hell do you fucking feel like harassing me? Type porn on google if you wanna see a girl fuck a fucking cactus for all I care BUT STOP BUGGING ME!

Please understand that I have deleted all your posts, emails and blocked you completly. Ever post anything on this site again, and I will delete it and send l33t ninjas to collect your heads. 

God, I can't believe I wasted a post on you people...
You people aren't friends, are even fans. You'Re web rejects. Please, go to hell.

On somewhat related news, never expect anybody to call you back, especially if they owe you money. I feel like ripping the eyelids off my ex-boss. He still owes me a whole paycheck. FUCKER! And other people still owe me 400$ for drawings. WHY DON'T PEOPLE EVER CALL BACK! CURSE ALL OF YOU!

Morning shift people at Tim horton can kiss the fastest part of my ass (right here baby) and go sit on a pincushion. I'm not their friggin' slave.

Whew.
yukinoomoni, I hope my ranting skills make you proud!

I kinda like the drawing I put here. It's very gruesome. Kinda differs from my usual stuff. A bit like this post.

Comments

[annekay.livejournal.com]

wow. that sucks. people are stupid and should not even have the nerve to email you about that. wow. and your "daily sketches" are much better than mine :)

my ex-boss is also not paying me. since april. it's friggin annoying so i know how you feel. and i have called. and my mom called because she didn't think i was calling enough, and then, only after my mom called did he call back saying "dont have your mom call, i dont have to deal with parents" well. stupid boss, if he had mailed the friggin paycheck (probably 100$ or so) then my mom wouldn't have had to call. and he claims that he already mailed it 2 times and it just got lost in the mail. mail isnt' that bad.

bah. ahaha. sorry for ranting on your comments.

[secondlina.livejournal.com]

Lost in the mail? Twice? That's code for "I,m too much of a lazy jackass to lick a fucking stamp!" My boss is worse. He does not even mail my checks. I have to go down and collect them. Grrr.

ex-boss are like ex-boyfriends. Evil. and they have too much stuff that you want back in their hands.

naw, just kidding. I have no ex's. It's a quote from a friend.