I figured the explanation would help people understand what the deal is here. Also, when someone asked me if Link was a character, I felt I should explain...*laughs*

The zel/toaster thing is hard to explain. It was meant to be absurd. When it comes to associating people with absurd objects, I like to use toasters. I think it's because of that crazy fairy in "Scrooged" who wacked bill murray with one. Gotta say that image stays with you. XD