Parodies are great. I usually change the words to songs to fit the situation at any given moment. (My favorite was one slow day at the bakery when I saw potential customers walking by, so I sang about hoping they'd come in to the Mission Impossible theme.) I hid out at my house to avoid drunk people this year. It's sort of funny how getting drunk on New Year's Eve seems to be a universal thing.

Anyway, Happy New Year! Be watching your mail!