Isaberu, fire pokemon of the rarest kind. Only capturable in the firery depts of mt. Malakui on a full moon, during tuesday nights, between 8 pm and 4 am, with a golden pokeball, that you throw while jumping on one foot and reciting the pledge of allegance wearing a red sweater that says " Geek this."

Only one pokemon master is known to have captured it. He claims that he "though is was a bulbasaur on fire"

....My scanner WILL remain alive, or so help me...

heehee. Jack Sparrow's dirt XD