Lost in the mail? Twice? That's code for "I,m too much of a lazy jackass to lick a fucking stamp!" My boss is worse. He does not even mail my checks. I have to go down and collect them. Grrr.

ex-boss are like ex-boyfriends. Evil. and they have too much stuff that you want back in their hands.

naw, just kidding. I have no ex's. It's a quote from a friend.